Kamala doesn’t want Biden injured. Just out of her way so she can become the 47th president. She would be the first female Black &…
Matt Gaetz Heard There Would Be A Woman In Mens Restroom. His First Question was “How Old?”
Satire. In another chapter of “What in the World is Happening Here?”, Congressman Matt Gaetz reportedly heard that Congresswoman Sarah McBride from Deleware would use the…
Democrats Ask “How Can We Start WW3 Before Trump Becomes President?”
President Joe Biden has not declared war on Russia. However, recent developments have intensified tensions between the United States and Russia. In a significant policy…
Washington Post: “American Fruit Loops are Healthy- Only Contain Benzene, Tartrazine, Formeldehyde, Cyanide and Low levels of Saxitoxin
Kellogg and the Washington Post say it is best to consume Fruit Loops daily. They have no health concerns. In fact, if you aren’t eating…
Mastermind Behind 3am Voter Dump is a Turkey- Planned to be Pardoned By Biden on Thanksgiving
Democrats have admitted to election interference by a turkey, which President Biden will then pardon on Thanksgiving. Each year, the President of the United States…
Inspired by Mike Tyson- Brett Favre Returns to NFL- Patrick Mahomes Not Ready For This
In a shocking press conference held on a porch patio equipped with a grill, a folding chair, and a cooler of light beer, legendary quarterback…
Paul Vs Tyson- Millions Excited for Elder With A Lisp To Get Another Concussion
Mike’s been around forever—he’s literally seen the invention of the internet, and now Jake’s only goal in life is to trend on it! You have…
Post Election Hollywood Silent- Will Celebrities Swing Hard Right As Republicans Get Diddy Tapes?
Come January 20th, Republicans take control of the House, Senate, President, and Department of Justice. Does this also mean that Diddy-Party celebrities have a new…
Man Who Can’t Drink Water Appointed To Secretary Of State- Marco Rubio
Sometimes, it’s the small things that end up defining a moment in politics. For Senator Marco Rubio, one of those moments arrived during his State…
Bureaucrats Compete To Find Biggest Waste of Taxpayers Dollars- D.O.G.E.
There are some ridiculous wastes of taxpayer money out there. For example, The EPA reportable purchased chairs for $6,391 each. Their total furniture expense is…