Trump claims global warming is a hoax but experts warn that oceans have risen an inch since his Presidential victory.
Critics everywhere have needed to hydrate the last 48 hours after President-Elect Donald Trump’s victory. As these tears pool, environmentalists warn that the saltiness of the water may have adverse effects. In the long term, this could lead to a land-sinking effect.
Emotional counselors warn, “You’re living in Emotional Atlantis, a paradise of existential puddles and cleansing breakdowns.” Other sage counsels say, ” Let it go, Let it Go, you can’t hold it back anymore.”
Support groups have packed extra Liquid IVs and “safe spaces”